responding to the spammers

One of my favorite bloggers recently wrote a post in which she shared several spam comments their blog had received in the past and then answered those comments.  It looked like a lot of fun, so when I discovered 32 spam comments cluttering up my folder, I knew I had respond to some of them.  Let the hilarity begin!

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I was suggested this website by my cousin. I’m not certain whether or not this submit is written through him as no one
else realize such specified about my difficulty.
You’re incredible! Thank you!

All I understand from this rather confusing, words-appear-to-be-missing comment is that I’m incredible.  Thank you, whoever you are.

Наравне постановление, потом долгих alias не крайне поисков товарищ друга господин и намеченный квартиросъемщик быстренько договариваются о стоимости и, удовлетворенные, расстаются. Залог также влияет для желание – те, который заранее не мог позволить себе купить квартиру, немедленно успешно заключает договоры с банками. Хорошо, если удается встречать квартиру помощью родственников иначе знакомых. Ровно правило, потом вышеописанных шагов клиент уже пьяный воспользоваться главный услугой. А значит, желание активно растет и будет повышаться с развитием ипотечных программ. К договору нужно довольно составить два приложения. Если у вас появились свободные денежные имущество, разумно довольно их приумножить. Рассмотрим, почему это так:Опасная экономия или как продать квартиру выгодно и с гарантией надежностиЕжедневно в столице на рынок недвижимости впервые выходят тысячи собственников в попытке продать жилье. Агентство «Сити-недвижимость» может помочь проверить сделку и с юридической точки зрения, на предмет возможности ее оспорить в будущем. Кстати сказать, наличие косметического предпродажного ремонта может свидетельствовать о сокрытии изъянов квартиры. 4) «Смотрели одну квартиру, а продали другую»Тип строения. Данная вакансия предполагает то, что маклер находится в постоянных разъездах — к клиентам, на объекты и так далее. Сдача в аренду не предусматривается, поэтому (если банку заблагорассудится проверить квартиру) данный факт может послужить поводом к расторжению договора (досрочный возврат кредита). Если цена подозрительно низкая, то это должно насторожить покупателя. Они не знают психологии, не умеют общаться с людьми, никогда не читали законы и очень хотят денег. Например, неделя — разумный срок. Не секрет, что в России на сегодняшний день очень популярны однокомнатные квартиры: прогореть и уйти в минус, сдавая такую квартиру, невозможно. Как насчет снижения спроса? Даже в кризисное время спрос на недвижимость не падает настолько, чтобы заметить значительные изменения. Позаботьтесь о «фирменном стиле» ваших объявлений. Разместите объявление о продаже – мы найдём вам покупателя!Как выгоднее купить квартиру в мегаполисе с целью аренды?

Oh, dear. (Incidentally, it’s the question mark at the very end that will keep me up nights.)

Niϲeⅼy boys,? Mоmmy finally stated after they had come up witһ plenty of silly ideas of hat God Ԁid
for fun, ?Whaat God really likes is when indivіԁuals ⅼove one ahother and dеaⅼ with eah other lik we
do in ourr family.? That mazde sense to Lee and Larrү sо Lee hugged Mommy and
Larry hugged daddy to just maкe God һapрy.

This one requires a little explanation.  For months, I’ve gotten spam comments in a similar vein to the above, all seeming to tell a (poorly written, poorly edited) story about a mom and a dad who answer all their children’s questions about God.  It’s weird and seems to never end.

I am really loving the theme/design of your weblog.
Do you ever run into any web browser compatibility issues?
A small number of my blog visitors have complained about
my blog not operating correctly in Explorer but looks great in Chrome.
Do you have any advice to help fix this problem?

*shrugs*

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I work for every single of the above mentioned methods and earn more than $ 35,000 monthly.

May I just say…DON’T DOWNLOAD THE LINK.

!!

Evidently a tortured soul who cannot express her/himself in words.  Because they also left such charming comments as…

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and…

as well as…

!!!

They must have been having a really interesting day when they wrote that last one.

How to Download and Convert Spotify Music to MP3 format?

No idea, bro.

All you need to do is launch the converter, drag the songs, albums, artists or playlists from your Spotify account, choose the output format and set the parameters in the Preferences window under menu bar http://ww w.starlinesales.com/spotify.asp.Then click Convert to begin converting the Spotify music files to MP3 or other common formats.

Well, aren’t you helpful?  You and the guy who asked about this very thing should put your heads together and convert all that lovely music to MP3.

I could not resist commenting. Exceptionally well written!

Awwwww.  Thank you!

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Annnnnd the weirdo is back again.

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So, what did you think?  Don’t I have some odd spammers commenting on my blog posts?  I think so.  And as a bonus, I thought I’d share some of the more unique searches people have conducted that have led to their discovery of my blog.

“what kind of dog is gyp from anne of ingleside”

“combat episode saunders reflects on grady long joining the squad”

“is the magnificent 7 connected to the good the bad and the ugly”

“rocky marciano dead body”

“why loosers cry”

“coffee in casablanca movie story”

“except for rage hero movie”

“is psych and monk use the same police station”

“can you marry a fictional crush”

“ugly james coburn”

Wow.

Eva

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29 thoughts on “responding to the spammers

  1. Aww – thank you for the shout-out, Eva! ❤

    Ahahaha! Those COMMENTS. What on earth???? Your response about the question mark keeping you up at night cracked me up!!

    And those searches people used that led to your blog – WUT? I have to admit my hands-down favorite is “why loosers cry.” Any theories at all, Eva? *crying/laughing*

    You must tell me how you figured out the searches people made – I want to check to see what mysterious rabbit trails led people to my blog now!

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    • Glad this made you laugh. 😀

      Well, I at least know how ‘why loosers cry’ led to my blog (because there’s an episode of Combat! called ‘Losers Cry Deal’) but, yeah, I’ve got no idea. I don’t even know what a ‘looser’ is. 😉

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  2. ahahaha i LOVE this!! The spotify to mp3 guys is VERY helpful I would totally use it except it’s probably illegal!! xD And I do relate to the guy who wants to know if it’s possible to marry a fictional crush!

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    • Yeahhhh, it probably is illegal. Unless you have Premium? I think you can download songs with Premium.

      There’s actually a website where they’ll let you marry a fictional character. Weird.

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  3. But now I WANT Mag7 to connect to TGTBATU. Like, the man with no name was just not available at the time for joining the group, so they ended up leaving town without him or something.

    This was hilarious and awesome. Now I regret that I delete my spam emails so promptly. Though the search query thing is actually funnier, to me.

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  4. Even if you thought James Coburn was ugly, it seems sort of rude to openly tell Google so?? What if James Coburn’s ghost heard you and got his feelings hurt???

    Funny post, btw 🙂

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  5. That was entertaining. Also reminds me of this one British comedian who trolls spam e-mailers to the point where they end up saying “please stop contacting us”.

    Personally I just delete spam comments before they even appear on my blog.

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  6. Although I hate the thought of receiving it, the spam that bloggers receive seems to be rather interesting.
    Also, can you marry a fictional crush? No, don’t worry. I know I can’t. It’s just such a funny question.

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  7. That was so much fun to read! XD Especially the person who talked entirely in punctuation. If you ever crack that code, let me know. 😉 Also, I am really curious–can you marry a fictional crush??

    Thanks for the laughs!

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